There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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