In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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