when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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