If that was your dad, he is hot
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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