You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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