i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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