I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Im part way to drunk.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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