I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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