Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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