Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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