I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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