Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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