just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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