Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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