when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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