Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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