Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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