whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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