dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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