This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Randomize
