suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Is Oprah even human
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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