i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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