Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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