Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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