my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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