ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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