I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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