were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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