i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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