:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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