we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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