My first STD was from a foam party
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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