This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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