he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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