More tranny stories later!
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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