Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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