There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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