Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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