She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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