i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
God, you're like boner-b-gone
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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