Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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