My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I just want to make out with him forever
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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