your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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