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(503): View more from Oregon

I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?

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(912): View more from Georgia

Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.

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(765): View more from Indiana

i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse

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(612): View more from Minnesota

i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals

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(219): View more from Indiana

he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off

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(716): View more from New York

So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.

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(303): View more from Colorado

i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.

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