My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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