I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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