I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Randomize
