bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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