Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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