before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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