Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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