who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
We had to coat check the pizza.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
