bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize