Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
