theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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