yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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