I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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