I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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