i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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