Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i would one night stand the shit outta him
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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