i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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